A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.”
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,
“What is your occupation?” The woman replies, “I’m a blonde.”
The accountant balks and says, “No, no, no. That will never work.
That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that.”
The woman, “Ok, I’m a pr*stitute.” “No, that is still too crude. Try again.”
They both think for a minute, then the woman states, “I’m a chicken farmer.”
The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a pr*stitute?”
“Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.”