His Rookie Pitcher

After giving up three runs in the top of the first, the manager runs out of the dugout to have a word with his rookie pitcher.

The manager says, “Son, I think I’ve figured out what your problem is. You lose control at the same exact point in every game.”

“When’s that, coach?” the rookie asks.

“Right after the National Anthem.”

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