Three Nuns Are Talking

3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.”

intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. ” i found a phone in the priests room.”

said the first nun.

“oh thats nothing said the second one, i found c*ndoms in one of his drawers.”

said the second one.

” what did u do with them.”

said the first nun.

pridefully the second nun responds with,” i poked holes in all of them.”

and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”

A Lady Goes Into The Butcher Shop

Longer and Shorter Days